good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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