i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Randomize