He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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