she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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