this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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