Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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