I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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