why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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