okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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