You're so nebulous sometimes
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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