There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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