I'm laying in your front yard are you home
wat bout pragnant strippers??
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with