so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.