i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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