pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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