nut hugger
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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