If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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