i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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