Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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