We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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