Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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