I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
