youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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