my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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