belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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