The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
