If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish i was in the wii world.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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