whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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