Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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