What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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