i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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