Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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