it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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