He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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