So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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