This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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