I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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