Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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