dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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