Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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