hell yes lets make some ravioli
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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