Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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