Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
