Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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