We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yo dont text me then not text me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When are your genitals available?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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