i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she smelled like a LAN party
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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