Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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