We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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