Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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