is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.