Whod you bang
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her