Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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