: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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