my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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