video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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