Its about making memories worth repressing
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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