Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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