I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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